I've got burr walnut fascia in my interior
1962 Bentley S2
You know, they have cream for that
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
The Queen drove my cousin.
1962 Bentley S2
From what I’ve heard,
everyone drove your cousin.
1954 Austin Healey 100/4 BN1
I've lived my entire life in L.A.
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
Is that where you learned to
pretend you're a classic?
1956 Jaguar XK 140 MC OTS
I can do 0-60
in 7.3 seconds.
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
That probably sounds
faster in German.
1954 Austin Healey 100/4 BN1
In my day I was considered
the height of style
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
So were bean bag chairs
and leisure suits
1953 MG TD
You know, Mercedes-Benz is the featured
marque at Pebble Beach this year.
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
Why?
Did Yugo turn them down?
1954 Austin Healey 100/4 BN1
Chicks dig me.
1962 Bentley S2
Yeah, chicks with walkers.
1954 Austin Healey 100/4 BN1
This weekend, my owner is taking me to
the polo match and the regatta.
1962 Bentley S2
My condolences.
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
At restaurants, the valets usually
park me in front.
1953 MG TD
Maybe that’s because driving you
around the corner takes too long.
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
I represent the finest
German elegance and style.
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
German, elegance and style
Are you allowed to use those words
in the same sentence?
1956 Jaguar XK 140 MC OTS
I'm corrosion-free.
1953 MG TD
And acceleration-free as well
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
I love Pebble Beach.
1962 Bentley S2
What's your handicap?
Other than your engine of course.
1956 Jaguar XK 140 MC OTS
I miss the 50’s.
1953 MG TD
1850’s or 1950’s?
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
What do you think I can
do to impress the judges
at the Concours?
1953 MG TD
In your case,
bribery comes to mind.
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
You may have seen my cousin
on Magnum, P.I.
1984 Ferrari 308 GTSi qv
Did he play the bald guy in
the bad Hawaiian shirt?
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
Are you going to the Concours
d'Elegance at Pebble Beach?
1962 Bentley S2
Only if you promise not to
wear your plaid knickers.
1953 MG TD
I have a soft top.
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
Yes, at your age those kinds
of things can happen.
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
I can do 0-60 in 9.3 seconds.
1956 Jaguar XK 140 MC OTS
Off a cliff maybe.
1954 Austin Healey 100/4 BN1
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